Ok, I saw where BRazil is thinking about giving homeless people mobile phones. I think this is a great idea if we then turn them into crimefighters. For every mugging, theft, or robbery they thwart using the phone, they get a free meal. For every murder they thwart they even get dessert.
What do they have to do to earn a night in a bed? Or, a night with a (Brazilian waxed) prostitute?
ReplyDeleteThey would probably have to alert the authorities of a dog wandering the neighborhood.
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